GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the